Stumbled across a funny video today whilst procrastinating on YouTube made by some guys in the military about gym etiquette and the types of people no one likes to see in the gym. Personally I hate the grunters the most, I don’t mind a bit of noise but sometimes it just gets stupid…..You may come across some very strong guys in a gym so if you want to be friend, not foe then try not to be ‘one of those guys’
The annoying seven
The show off
You know the type – ‘curling’ 30 kg dumbbells with an action that looks like the back is gonna go any second, form, technique and everything goes out of the window with this guy, all that matters is that everyone can see how strong this guy is even if it means they will pick up an injury any second that will keep them out of gym for a long time.
The grunters
A lot of women complain that they simply don’t want to enter a weight training area because of this guy, who needs everyone to know just what he’s going through and what he’s going to be doing with his missus later on in the night…..
The sightseers
Don’t stand directly behind people in the gym and keep your line of sight out of the direction of other people, it can cause health and safety problems and it just downright weird…..much like on the train look somewhere else and give people their own personal space.
The machine lurker
Sometimes the gym can feel like your defending a killing on the African savannah from a pack of scavengers (I don’t know if that’s a good analogy, but oh well!), it’s a free for all as to who gets the equipment next and you don’t want to leave your equipment for fear of the next scavenger coming in to take the machine. The ‘machine lurker’ is an expert at spotting the perfect opportunity to grab your machine whilst you head to the water cooler.
The mirror flexer
The majority of people work out to make themselves look better, there’s nothing wrong with that and the confidence it brings but leave the posing and flexing for a less public place, it blocks the view of others trying to spot themselves in the mirror and can be intimidating for new gym goers too.
The obnoxious spotter
Spotter’s are there to help you push yourself more with the knowledge that your safe if you can’t get out that last rep, so your spotter isn’t much use if he’s chatting to his mate whilst you have a barbell around your neck.
The no towel guy
I’m all for wet t-shirt competition’s, but leave it at the beach, I like to use my towel to keep my body odours off the equipment, not to wipe away the sweat from the previous user’s back.
General gym etiquette
Gym etiquette makes sure that the gym is used safely, everyone gives respect to others and people can use the gym to maximum efficiency, it just makes the place a better place to be and considering your may be spending a good amount of your week there it helps to actually enjoy being there!When entering the gym environment you should always keep in mind some written and unwritten rules which are pretty much universal…..
Hygiene
Keep your sweat off the equipment with a towel!
This is usually a written rule in most gym’s that you wear appropriate clothing, good footwear and most importantly bring a towel with you to wipe away the sweat on machines and equipment, not doing so will get you a telling off from management and a reputation as a smelly gym rat. Many gym’s have a spray nearby along with towels to allow patron’s to keep the area clean, also USE DEODORANT!, everyone sweats, it’s no crime but doing nothing to hide it stinks!
Personal space
This comes down to respect again and is a touchy subject, for example in regards to helping others – you may think it necessary to help someone along who’s struggling on a bench press for example but he/she may not be too happy for you to do without asking, always err on the side of caution and ask, regard that machine/area as their personal space before entering it.
‘Hogging’
Certain gym’s get very busy at specific times and may also have rules regarding as to how much time you can stay on one piece of equipment, my gym for example doesn’t allow you to stay on the treadmill for more than 20 minutes if during peak times. Therefore use time on equipment efficiently and maybe even ‘work in’ with others in the gym between sets to allow everyone their turn.
Spotting/Helping
The fitness industry is friendly and people will mostly try to help others if they are in need, like I said previously you must be careful not to come across as arrogant or ‘elitest’ when trying to help others, if someone genuinely needs help or has a major form problem then very politely point it out or tell an instructor who can pass on your message, better to be safe than sorry.
Replace/put back equipment!
This is one of my personal pet hates, when you use equipment, have the courtesy to put it back where you found it!People who leave equipment lying on the floor especially are a major health and safety hazard and I really can’t be bothered chasing weight plates all around the gym after a set of 10×10 bicep curls, this again comes back to having respect for others!
Chatting on the phone
Many gym’s have a no mobile phones policy and as such only bring your device into the gym if you’re expecting an important call, besides the gym is a place to escape your worries and leave stress behind for an hour, why would you or anyone else in the gym want to hear about your next appointment?
Blocking the mirror
Obviously the most guilty party for this is the poser/flexer as stated up top, but in general, never block someone’s view in the mirror, it is considered extremely rude and will block them from seeing their form, very important on certain exercises like squats.







